i've been enjoying the series of articles over at more intelligent life about memories, the latest one is up, i find myself more than a little jealous, my memory is incomplete and hazy

over at Tor.com, someone has gone to some trouble to create Futurama food: Popplers!

This list of plot summaries made my day, some of the highlights:
A CRY IN THE DARK: Dogs eat baby, confusion follows.
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.