7.10.2006

I PROTEST

Jen, this is for you...
TIPS FOR PROTESTING 1) If you are going to protest against something you should try and appear interested, not leaning back against the Utility Box as if you were just passing the time of day. I wanted a better picture but was afraid to sit in front of them in the middle of the road, blocking traffic in order to take it.
TIPS FOR PROTESTING 2) Please make you sign large enough you don't break the neck of the driver passing who cannot read your cardboard without a high-powered Telescope and/or Superman vision.
TIPS FOR PROTESTING 3) It is all about presentation; I would suggest girls in bikinis or really hot (for a new perspective, please visit the link) soccer players without their shirts.
If I concerned myself less with driving safety and more with presentation, you would see all these protester rules broken. They did bring a dog, which is unfair. They probally embarrassed him by their poor protesting efforts.
In unrelated news we actually had a day of sun this weekend. Mum calculated that in the three weeks she was here we had 4 days of sun. Somehow this average is not cutting it for me. Look THE MOTHER is sitting in the sun....Do not tell THE MOTHER her picture is on the internet, she'd be horrified.

2 Comments:

Blogger Baking and Books said...

For the past few weeks there has a been a protest around here every Saturday. But they've got it all wrong. Like you said, looking interested in what youre protesting against is key, they missed that.

Also their signs said "Honk if you - fill in the blank" since they were stationed at a major intersection it was SO annoying.

My mom hates it if I post pics of her too. :)

Kestrel

7/11/2006 10:55 AM  
Anonymous jen said...

Good tips, I'm sending a link to my nieghbor, "the lone protester".
Mom and I read the funiest article in the paper with a cartoon about how hot soccer players are but I can't find it anywhere on the web maybe I'll fax it you would love it!

7/12/2006 4:16 PM  

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