The cat is in cahoots with the Aliens

OF COURSE!
She is an innocent victim naturally. Possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome. THEY probally bribed her with Watermelon (which she can't resist) and now she has been conscripted to spy on the stupid humans. She is out at night communing with the Mother Ship and that is why she sleeps all day on the special yellow chair. So clear..........

In other news : I have resolved to read 50 books in 2006, not including books I have already read once (or twice or three times) and not, obviously, knitting books. This amount seemed small to me until I started to count how many I FINISHED in 2005. Which was not as many as I would have thought. I will keep a running total so as to keep inspired.